RECIPE:
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Ingredients
6 thick slices French bread
1/4 cup ricotta cheese
1/4 cup cottage cheese, whipped
2 tablespoons lowfat cream cheese
2 teaspoons white sugar
2 teaspoons vanilla extract
3 cups egg substitute
1/4 cup evaporated milk

Directions
1 Cut a pocket in each slice of bread. Open carefully
2 In a large bowl, combine the ricotta, cottage cheese and cream cheese. Add the sugar and flavoring extract and beat until smooth. Spread the mixture evenly into each bread pocket.
3 Beat together the egg substitutes and milk. Dip the slices of bread in the egg mixture.
4 Heat a nonstick pan over medium-high heat. Coat with cooking spray. Cook the toast on each side for about 3 to 4 minutes per side until golden brown.

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